[Obama and Osama will be playing his co-writers]
Yes, Chetan is no genius in writing and no self respecting person would call his books ..literature.They are just ordinary,uninspiring stories inspired from his own life filled with his own sexual fantasies told in a straight forward manner with social prejudice and inter racial friends. He is India`s highest selling English writer only because of all the sexual references in his books and the fact that his books don`t cost more than 70 bucks.
The ridiculed character playing kareena`s fiancee in 3 idiots is an exact replica of Chetan Bhagat(education qualification,profession,whining nature) and that is the only reason why he whined about not getting proper credit in-spite of his name being mentioned in 3 idiots credits.
The scene about the ending of his 3rd book i have mentioned above is true and not made up. Yes, it is a book which probably has the most disastrous ending ever! Religious conflicts/revelation of a friend and your sister`s sexual affair and using cricket bat to save your life!
His second book is utterly pointless--> Getting a mindless call from GOD who comes as a beautiful Apsara in your train is heights of pathetic storyline. What was the point of this book? Shit happens,god calls and the end?
If you want to improve your English read O Henry`s works. And to all the introvert CB fans out there---> No! your love(sex)life will not be anything like how the love(sex) life of the hero in all CB books are and you study in an average engineering college not IIT . Stop masturbating by calling his books great. The most disastrous thing that Chetan ever inflicted to this earth is giving out bastard children which means giving way to more irritating pseudo-contemporary IIT based love story books like "ANYTHING FOR YOU MA`AM"
Chetan Bhagat is over rated, over hyped and those who rate his books great are those who have read only his books! Pe-fuckin-riod.
NOTE:-
yes i have read every book of his from start to the end. Liked the first book to a small extent,hated the other three and hate those who call these books great.
P.S
Check out this hilarious CB plot generator
http://www.chutneycase.com/2010/03/chetan-bhagat-plot-generator.html
To sum it up -He is Priyadarshan of novel Writing.
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his books cost Rs 95 i guess,
He is India`s highest selling English writer only because of all the sexual references in his books and the fact that his books don`t cost more than 70 bucks.
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Should say this, hilarious post dude.
But I guess the liking a reader develops for a writer depends on what the reader looks for, in a book. Some may do it for inspiration, some for the fun and some of course for the sex part.
So sir, arent you generalizing?:D
Anyway awesome treat bro, will follow your blog regularly for sure:)
Haahaahhaha .. Post is awesome :P
ReplyDeletenice blog, quite a gud effort dude ...
ReplyDeleteIn many cities pirated versions of his books actually sell at all major traffic signals at the rate of 20 bucks per book.
ReplyDeleteA terrific write-up. Will retweet. :)
@vijay,balu,sms,moiz,samadrita
ReplyDeletethnxx alot guys :)
@nirati,shiva
thnkss and welcome to my blog!
@balu
nope am not generalizing all his readers ...by that statement i was only giving out the main reason why he is no.1
ROFL! Very well written!
ReplyDeletePoor blog.....Disliked.....Chetan Bhagat has achieved more than you, and your entire family ever will....so brush your teeth, sorry brush your key-board! He he he he ha ha ha ha...
ReplyDeleteCheck the spelling errors in the above two posts.
ReplyDeleteShows the quality of fans Chetan has.
And as for you both....read better books !!!
I really think you should just hog in the 50s since you look someone from that era anyway. And about all the "positive" comments that you received, I think most of them just did that to appear "cool" on the web which, according to me, is the worst display of personality one can ever do. Chetan Bhagat, on the other hand, is an accomplished author and he doesn't just get support from the youth of India but also from intellectuals like Shashi Tharoor and Anupam Kher. You're calling him a pervert, but let me tell you that actually, you're a pervert. Behind all those sensual parts, there is a hidden meaning which you, obviously, couldn't identify. So, the next time when you come up with reviews about authors and their books get some sensible evidence to support your argument and also think about whether you have achieved as much as that personality or not.
ReplyDeleteBetter luck next time,
Sash
@Anonymous....... well said bro... @abhishek.... i donno why u r so pissed off with our dear writer Mr Chetan bhagat.... i really hv no idea why u insulted him so much in yr blog.... i m nt a die hard fan of him .... but as @Anonymous says we should really admire his passion of writing and the response he gets everytime he launches his new novel.... people kind a follow his thought process..... specially youngsters..... i hv read all his novels..... nt tht bad... but ... fr sure he doesn't deserve wht u hv got fr him Mr Abhishek.... try to be mature..... be a critic... in real life..... nt a just wanna be.... see ya... do well in life... :)
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