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Online Anna Hazare fans & the irony of anti-corruption in India

This post isn`t about whether Anna Hazare is a great revolutionist or a retarded douchebag. This post is merely shedding some light on some of his hypocrite supporters.Some of the ways in which Anna`s supporters were protesting are outright bizarre like people in his village doing a no-bath protest here.

However none are half as irritating as Anna`s social-network fans.

In your own facebook wall you would find many such hypocrites whose idea of a protest is to bombard your wall with Anna hazare pseudo-inspirational posts. When put in scoring system..the following are the values of their virtual protesting methods:

[Let us take the highly acclaimed method actress Sonam Kapoor as a prototype to display the mentality of online Hazare fans]

iSupport...the new application from apple

1. Put anna hazare pic as profile photo-score 10 points
2. Put anna hazare`s face along with the background of an Indian flag pic as your profile photo-15 points

3. Post 5 happy goody-goody status per day supporting Anna hazare and the abolishment of corruption in India-20 points

4. Post 5 angry status updates per day about how we are all wasting our time in doing pathetic stuffs like going to your job/feeding your family etc and join the protest - 10 points



5. Like the page "i support anna hazare" - 5 points

6. Abuse the fuck out of any person who does not support Anna`s views eventhough there are high chances that the latter must have read the lokpal bills while the former has`nt.-5 points

7.Compare Anna with mahatma gandhi - 100 points

8. Add the hashtag #isupportannahazare in every tweet u post - 10 points(5 points extra if u have a "support anna hazare" twibbon in ur twitter profile photo while you tweet this)

9. Post "hang kasab" comment or tweet.-50 points




At the end, the total number of points would be proportional to how good an Indian you are.

Anna Hazare has created an image of being the next Gandhi and that this great Indian tamasha is India`s second freedom struggle. Indians have a deluded image in their mind that it`s all the "government`s" fault and that they are all honest hard-working people who have been screwed up by the government. I am not defending the government in any way but these Indians act as if they are very huge patriotic when they have probably not once in their lives sang the national anthem/vande mataram except the times when they were forced to(school/college/Big cinemas multiplex). They are the same Indians who don`t think twice before buying black tickets or paying a huge percentage of real estate amount via cash to evade tax or bribing a traffic cop. They do give excuse for this as "there is no other way out" but the truth they and we all know is that we do it cause its convenient.The most outright disturbing fact is that 99% of online anna hazare fans post about supporting Anna Hazare while using a PIRATED WINDOWS OPERATING SYSTEM.

"Don`t judge me because i am appearing in a reality show. If Gandhi was alive he would to."

This is what Manu Joseph the dude who exposed the truth about Bharkha Dutt has written in his New York times article rearding the whole comic-revolution
"Most Indians have paid a bribe. Most Indian businesses cannot survive or remain competitive without stashing away undeclared earnings. Almost everybody who has sold a house has taken one part of the payment in cash and evaded tax on it.
Yet, the branding of corruption is so powerful that Indians moan the moment they hear the word. The comic hypocrisy of it all was best evident in the past few months as the anti-corruption movement gathered unprecedented middle-class support"



People login facebook and other such sites just to chill out and to chat with their buddies(and also because they have no life) so please do us all a flavor by keeping your virtual patriotism to yourself. We know we can block you if we are sick of your support-anna campaign but than we would lose out all the precious likes and comments that you have given in our posts in the past. So please just STFU and ejaculate your pseudo-patriotism outside social networking sites. And
if you really from the bottom of your heart support anna`s campaign than there are a lot of productive things you can do like actually going to Delhi and protesting there along with the crowd.

Because if you truly are a patriotic person but are wanking about it only in the internet than you are no different than my friend here....

Trends in Bollywood that need to Stop !

Search all over internet and you will still find jokes about how bollywood is about couples running around trees. Bollywood does`nt deserve such remarks cause it has developed a lot compared to what it was in the 80`s(unless your film name is aarakshan,than yeah you definitely deserve those remarks). However that does`nt mean that Bollywood is great now. It still sucks and there are still a lot of irritating trends that goes on in bollywood like..

1)Shameless stars relaunching their careers:-


Worst offenders:-
Uday Chopra
Eesha Deol
Jackie Bhagnani






Nepotism is highly prevalent in Bollywood. This has given some really untalented brats of rich celebrities an easy access into Bollywood . These star-sons have become huge failures rejected by the entire country. As if tormenting us with nightmares by releasing horrible films is`nt enough,these "Stars" re-launch themself in their own production house in order to give the audience another chance to realize what a great acting talent they are missing on.

These great acting talents:



2)Stereotype colleges:-

Worst offenders:
kuch kuch hota hain
aarakshan
Mohabbatein
3 idiots
Munnabhai
and basically any bollywood film which involves a college.





Almost all of these bollywood films involve the hero falling in love with the principal`s daughter and probably in a huge clash with the principal-father in law too. Also most such films are about a college which is supposedly the best college of the country or city. Why do these filmmakers not care about ordinary colleges?

Apparently even Indian writers follow this trend:




3)Award show formats


Worst offenders:-
All commercial Bollywood award shows.



Its one thing that their results are completely flawed,lets forget about that fact for now. The biggest issue is how god damn irritating these award shows have become. These days award shows are basically about...

Homosexual references:


Homosexual references featuring karan johar:


Homosexual references featuring karan johar in a show hosted by srk:-



Homosexual references featuring karan johar in a show hosted by srk where srk makes fun of others:-



Homosexual references featuring karan johar in a show hosted by srk where srk makes fun of others and himself:-



Homosexual references featuring karan johar in a show hosted by srk where srk makes fun of everyone while ending up winning the best actor award himself:-



Homosexual references featuring karan johar in a show hosted by srk where srk makes fun of everyone while ending up winning the best actor award in a show whose promos features ...you guessed it.:-



Who do you expect would take this award seriously if the show is promoted by u,hosted by u,u perform in it and end up winning d award too.And please for the love of god cut down on the homosexual jokes. It isn`t funy anymore.Infact it is more gay than the gays themselves.


4)Announcing sequels


Worst offender:
Preety much every big budget film in recent years...from Wanted to blue to partner to every god damn film.




The most popular trend right now is to announce sequels immediately after the first weekend or like Shirish Kunder who announced tees maar khan sequel a week before release.

"Because you know...tees maar khan 1 isnt a sufficient punishment for making my jaan-e-mann a flop.Suffer the wrath of tmk2 too."

It`s not just these huge number of sequels but the fact that sometimes the sequel has nothing really to do with the original.The sequels sometimes don`t even have the same characters like in murder2.They are so very different from the first film.

Murder 1 rip off of a hollywood film
Murder 2 rip off of a korean film. see? SO DIFFERENT!

"Hmmmm maybe Murder 2 at the end of the day....is a proper sequel."

5)South Masala Remakes


Worst offenders:-
Every salman film of recent times
Singham
Ghajini-for starting this damn trend.





Well remakes/rip offs aren`t a latest trend. They have been going on since time immemorial. Infact the very foundation of bollywood is based on the audacity to rip off foreign films but act like its an original work of art. Hell Priyadarshan considers it his religion to remake mallu films in bollywood.
But the latest trend we all see is the excessive bastardized irritating remakes of south masala films. You could as well remake the good south films like how the cult classic Hera Pheri did. But nope you just had to venture into that one area where bollywood were better than south(which is by not making 80`s style films) and now proving bollywood is officially worse than south cinema. The ironical part is that such films were often ridiculed by bollywood fans few years before.



6)Profanities:



Worst offenders:
No one killed Jessica
Delhi Belly

"watch our film and you'll not only get to hear words like gaand but will also get to see some hot girl-on-girl action.Yup,that`s right."

Now i don`t have any problems with usage of profanities. Infact most of my favourite foreign films are filled with profanities. But in Bollywood profanities are used just for shock factor and sensationalism. Hell in trailers of Delhi Belly and No one
killed Jessica..the very selling point of the film is that "look! we have abuses in our films!!This automatically makes us cool!!!"

And our Indian audience for some strange sadistic reason find it hilarious for the mere utterance of abuses.

Holy shit did they just say the BC word in 3-d??Omg that`s so cool and funny.

7) Well there is more :
(i)Irritating comedy slapstick films started by Akshay Kumar and faithfully being continued by Ajay Deyvgn
(ii)Usage of the bodyrig camera which is basically a camera attached to the actor and moves along with actor. DevD started the trend for a tripping scene involving Abhay which made sense because the movement of the camera is perfect for that scene. But now everyone is using it!

Including Imran in Break Ke Baad where the usage of this camera was even used for promotion Here.

This trend isn`t just in Bollywood but even in Bengali and tamil cinema.

(iii)Making a big deal of the Oscar Library where second film including the ones like Yuvraaj,Action Replayy,Khelein Hum Jee jaan sey which are all attrocious films even for Bollywood`s standards are sent. Obviously the people who are responsible for selection of films into this library are a weird cult group from an alternate dimension who consider Taran Adarsh as their god.

Probably why Marlon died in the end of Apocalypse Now..the horror...the horror.

Its only the filmmakers who publicize it as if its an honor that their film was sent to the oscar library but the truth is any and every film good/bad , hit/flop film gets into the oscar library if its released in L.A.


P.S
Posting after 8 months gap..... feels good :-)

Similarities between How I Met Your Mother and Friends !

I am a huge fan of both these shows and if I had to pick one I might go with HIMYM for the following three reasons 1)The repeated re-runs of Friends have become boring now 2)The unique non-chronological order story telling style of HIMYM and
3) wait for it....wait for it...Barney!

But there are so many similarities between the two shows that one might come to think that HIMYM is a rip-off of Friends!

Here is a bunch of similarities that i noticed while watching HIMYM:-

1) Characterization :- Ted(HIMYM) is a lot like Ross(F), both are hopelessly romantic. Barney(HIMYM) is the womanizer and a master of sarcastic one liners just like Joey and Chandler respectively. Lily(HIMYM) is a lot like Monica(F) and Robin(HIMYM) is a lot like Rachel(F).

2) Ted(HIMYM) has a spoiled sis(or at-least he thinks she is spoiled), same with Rachel(F).

3)Robin(HIMYM) gets a lucrative job offer but has to move to Japan , Rachel(F) gets a lucrative job offer in the end but has to move to Paris.

4)Couple dating:- Joey and his Australian girlfriend find Chandler and Monica too annoying, same happens between Barney-Robin and Marshall-Lily in season 5.

5)Both shows are primarily about a group of friends living in Manhattan,New York.



6)Robin`s rebound boyfriend Guyel(played by Enrique) is similar to Rachel`s Italian boyfriend.

7)Emily did`nt want Rachel to be around Ross , same way as Stella did`nt want Robin to be around Ted in the wedding.

8)Joey(when Chandler and Monica hook up) and Marshall(when Barney and Robin hook up) don`t want to hear any more secrets.

9)Janice ends up with a deaf husband. So does Ted`s annoying talkative ex girlfriend.

10)Both Ross and Ted buy a new car and show off.

11)Barney`s job is mysterious and unknown while Chandler`s job is forgettable too.

12)The Coffee show is to friends what the bar house is to HIMYM.

13)The episode where Ted moves out of he apartment is a rip-off of the episode where Rachel moves out of the apartment.

14) There is a similar episode in both the shows where each of them points out the others` faults and criticize each other.

15)Robin and Ted go on and off....just like Ross and Rachel.

16)Both Barney and Phoebe don`t know who their dad is. Both have been lied by their mother and grandmother respectively that some guy from TV is their dad.

17)The loving your best friend`s ex connection :- In HIMYM barney falls for Robin while in Friends Joey falls for Rachel.

18)Both Ross and Ted end up becoming professors and that`s not all...both end up dating one of their students(the latter ends up marrying his student)

So is How I Met Your Mother a rip-off of Friends?